May 2013
ghostmondo:
really nervous in relationships mondo and romantic ishimaru
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
africansunset:
bluandorange:
monetizeyourcat:
dancepunksnotdead:
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
holy...
changes being made since yahoo but tumblr (100%...
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted
on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan
christmas is illegal
the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread
post limit is 1 post per day
selfies are banned
you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely
baldness is illegal
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it really pisses me off because the guy i like makes and records my exact kind of music i like, and it’s literally perfect and it kills
demoncolbert:
i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come...
bennyslegs:
unfollowing someone who you thought was cool but turned out to be a massive cunt over time
epochayur:
hitting a point-of-no-return in a game and forgetting to get important items
eriridan:
eriridan:
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
dirkstriderschoiceass:
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cokeflow:
the only thing I know about xbox is that that one guy fucked his
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“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...”
– This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn)
But this explains the 90s kids
(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
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SO LAST TENNIS SEASON I ORDER A TENNIS BAG AND THEN THE ARRIVAL DATE WAS BEFORE SUB-SECTIONALS, THEN I FOUND OUT THAT MY DAD NEVER EVEN OFFICIALLY ORDERED IT OR SOMETHING STUPID
AND THIS WEEKEND I FINALLY REORDERED IT SO IT’D BE HERE BEFORE TENNIS CAMP AND THE FUCKING THING IS ON BACK ORDER
I’M LIVID
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DEAR YAHOO
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:
As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.
One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR...
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
bideogams:
*goes into the bathroom with a gameboy*
*comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*
